Sunday, July 1, 2012

Adventures in Treehugging

As I write this I am being serenaded by the sweet sound of norn crying and complaining.  It is a delicious symphony of suffering and misery that lifts my spirits and warms my soul.

For the uninitiated, the Treehugger norns are a special breed of the aforementioned creature that love nature.  Beyond a simple love for the outdoors, they crave open environments, plants, wild critters, and fresh air.  While I cannot find fault in these pursuits, I did wish to see exactly how these creatures would react to being denied their desired environs.

First I stepped into my preferred location of the communication room.  It is small enough, surely, and is cold, heartless metal.  There are no greenery or critters, and you feel the creeping dread of claustrophobia just looking at the place. 

These norns do not just like open space, they crave it.  They are not as social as other norn varieties, and in the right circumstances are physically afraid when crowded or trapped.  So I placed eight (8) newborns into the room, placing barriers at either end to give it a nice, square feeling to it.  I supplied plenty of food, and two vendors constantly shooting out more.

Upon their arrival, the eight subjects began to smile and grab the nearest cheese to happily eat.  Several seconds of this and they began to realize how many other norns there were around them. In what was one of their last seconds free of pure misery, some of them cried out that they were bored.  They would never have that problem again. 

It has now been several hours and all they can do is run into the barriers, screaming that they wish to be alone.  They cry that they are scared.  They plead with me, their God, to free them from this torment.  They beg each other for advice on escaping this horror, but none can help them. 

They do eat, I must remark.  Thank goodness for this.  Perhaps, as with humans with anxiety issues, eating helps calm the nerves slightly.  They spent at least 80% of their time screaming and crying for help, however.

You might notice a smaller norn or two in the mix.  They will not reproduce normally, I regret to say.  I must inject them with sex chemicals and urge them on.  Even then, after almost 2 hours there have only been two offspring.  They are simply too filled with terror and soaking with tears to bother with kissing or romance.

Another thing they will not do without my instruction is sleep.  I suppose it is due to my soft spot for nightmares that causes my intervention at all.  They are so exhausted from the nonstop crying, screaming, and running (bouncing off of the barriers) that when told to rest, they sit down and immediately fall asleep.  They don't sleep long and I know their nightmares are crammed full of God chasing them down crowded corridors.



There entire domain is not enough for them to stand and all be seen.


A little over 2 hours has passed for most of the norns (the two younger excepting) and the first fatality has occurred.   One of the males could take it no longer and his gentle nature (an advertised feature of this particular breed) fell aside to pure anger.  He beat a nearby female to death in a matter of seconds by hitting her nonstop faster than I thought possible.  I considered intervening, but I did not.  


There are only 9 tormented souls among the ranks now, so I thought I would encourage procreation.  Unfortunately they would kiss, but do no more.  The advice most commonly offered to crying norns who lament their crowdedness is "maybe push critter".  I find this amusing, as it is purely an instinctual response, as none of these pathetic little mongrels has ever laid eyes, let alone hand, upon a critter of any sort.  I don't know if it would solve their crowded feeling or not, but they will certainly never know for sure.


They are beginning to bore my vast intellect now, so I believe I will do away with them.  I am turning off the food vendors.



2.5 hours in, and the moans of starvation have begun to blend in with the shrieks of "me extremely crowded" and "me extremely scared".  I don't think it will be long now.  Apparently they don't like me very much.  Imagine that!  And I was JUST about to release them into the norn gardens, with plenty of open space, plants, and animals.  Oh well, if they insist.



 Yeah, I don't particularly care for them either at this point.  Plus, they were taking longer to die of starvation than I had anticipated.  In response to the echoing cacophony of norn screams, I answered back "maybe hit norn!"  This was all the instigation they needed.  All 9 of them began wailing on their nearest neighbor.  The sound of the slaps and cries of "me scared" and "me hurt" were delicious.  With the death of the eldest female I told them to rest.



You can't really see her body in this picture, but she is back there, I assure you.  They all kind of realized what they had done, like when the people stranded in a snow storm commit their first act of cannibalism.  Sure, it has its moral implications, but things have slightly improved as far as conditions go.  One less norn.  Will they learn?  Probably not.  But they all dislike each other now.  They used to (in the early times) sing about how they liked each other.  When they realized that the other norns are what is causing their torment, they went back to a neutral state.  Now that they have taken up arms against each other, they actually dislike their kind.  Now how is God looking in your eyes?



 Two more deaths, and this time you can see the corpses.  They now refuse to hit each other.  Perhaps their cage needs to be smaller, since there are less?  No need, apparently.  An enterprising young psychopath named Aswin has taken it upon himself to be the last norn standing.  He has committed 3 more serial murders under the watchful eyes of God.  He has not tried to hide his crime, and they screamed his name into the void, tears rolling down their tormented cheeks as they met their end.



There are only 3 left, and Aswin likes his chances at this point.



Looks like I bet on the wrong horse.  Andre has come out of nowhere and finished of Aswin, just as he was on the verge of ultimate victory.  Now Andre stands as the lone treehugger norn.  Look at the smile on his face!


He actually has a chance to express an emotion other than fear or crowdedness!  What shall his reward be?  Starving to death among a pile of rotting norn corpses?  Sounds about right.




Enjoy it while you can!

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Little Yasunaga

The story of Little Yasunaga starts with a run I made in the newly installed C12DS package I started a new world for.  I have been playing with norns since the days of Creatures 1, and I thought it would be fun and a bit nostalgic to go back to the original setting for a bit.  I had a decently long wolfling run that I stopped around the 80th generation mark last week after I first got everything reinstalled.   I will get more into that later.  We should get back to the tragic tale of Little Yasunaga.

So I started a run with a single pair of Siamese norns in the C1 metaroom yesterday afternoon.  I've been letting it run on fast ticks for most of that time.  Siamese norns inspire the least amount of my urges as I usually find them quite agreeable.  From those two over 36 generations have flowered in as many hours.  I had a bad day at work and figured I would take it out on one of my little free roamers.  I immediately spotted a gen 34 playing pretty far from the main cluster around the player piano.  I also noticed he was a baby of 2 minutes age.  What luck!  I snatched him up without being seen - I think his mother had some of the manky around the piano and wandered off to get knocked up again.  WHAT A FUCKING WHORE

My very own basement under the cabin in the woods is the communications room, so I dropped Little Yasunaga (I have the auto namer on) off and made preparations.  I had, embarassingly enough, just finished up with one of his brothers (cousins?) in what would make for a rather boring story, so there were some implements lying around. 


Things to notice, especially if you don't play Creatures:  I have erected a selective force field to cut the room down to even smaller (this was done during a previous session with an older norn that I noticed really liked to explore).  I have also piled food and a toy on the other side of the barrier.  Note that when Little Yasunaga runs into the force field he is thrown backwards, but no harm comes to him.  As far as I can tell, he can't actually see the force field object, so he just never reaches the toy.  But that is for later.  Right now you can already see he is looking at me, the self-styled God of these pitiful beasts.  I proceeded to go ahead and "get my licks in" as the judges in Texas say.  I keep a close eye on the norn's wound level, so I stopped short of death.  THE LITTLE SHIT DIDN'T EVEN APPRECIATE THAT I SHOWED RESTRAINT!  HE IMMEDIATELY BEGAN TO FOCUS HIS DISPLEASURE ON ME!


So I took his potato away.  That's right, I was nice enough to provide him with some food.  But he doesn't like me?  FUCK YOU!!   So I let him cry about how he dislikes me and how he's bored for a while.  Wait.. did you say you're BORED?   I beat him within an inch of his life again to show how I don't appreciate ungrateful little SHITHEADS like him.  How does he feel now?  EXPRESS.


Aww, he's scared!  I wonder if maybe he shouldn't be such a DUMBFUCK in the future.  Or would he even have a fucking future?

He tried to run away from me, and he is now starting to get hungry.  He keeps looking at the food between beatings.  He is so AFRAID.  I like this.  It excites me in the way that only.. this.. can.  I mean, it really gets me going.  But I want him to HURT.  Fear seems to trump pain, especially since pain fades so fast by comparison.  Now I'm just getting lazy.


This goes on for another 20 minutes or so, until Little Yasunaga is now 27 minutes old! WHAT A BIG BOY YOU LITTLE SHIT.   But my point is, if a norn doesn't eat by the 30 minute mark he goes belly up.  As in, he starves to death the LITTLE CUNT.   He sure is eyeballing that fruit by now. 


Yeah, I TRIED to throw it to him, but it fell short, just on the other side of that force field.  You think I'm a heartless prick, but you should know that this is like 1/20 of the population of the world we're dealing with. 


See?  His kinfolk are frolicking in the fields, eating lemons, potatoes, carrots, kissing and FUCKING.  He will never know the sensuous touch of a female norn.. UGH WHAT IN THE FUCK.   THAT WAS ABOUT TO GET SICK.  Meanwhile, back to Little Yasunaga.  Will he make it to adulthood?  You'll have to tune in tomorrow to find out for sure.  I will guarantee you this, you motherfuckers - HE WILL NEVER TOUCH THAT TOY HE WANTS TO PLAY WITH SO FUCKING BADLY AROOOOOOOO